THG Caption Contest: Chris Brown Ballin'

Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!
From his Good Morning America meltdown to his controversial visit to Dancing With the Stars, Chris Brown sure has been in the news a lot lately.
Here, he's blowing off some steam in a more constructive manner. What was the star thinking/saying on the basketball court? You tell us!
All you do is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s)! Go to it! We'll announce a winner Monday. Best of luck to everyone ...

Spencer Pratt: Not Really in Coma!

Okay, it's April 2. Joke's over.
Our bogus report that Spencer Pratt was critically injured in Wales took on surprising legs yesterday, despite what we felt was an obvious April Fool's prank.
We made it up. Out of thin air. He really is in Wales and really hasn't been on Twitter since March 29th (has to be a record), but THG invented this rumor.

Pratt is alive and well, despite THG's attempt to put him in a coma.

Yes, we realize this was in bad taste, but come on, it was April 1.
It's also Spencer Pratt. If anyone can appreciate this, it's him.
The former Hills svengali even commented personally on the rumor when Rumor Fix tracked him down, and seemed to be amused, telling the website:
"Ha Ha Ha. I finally have reached the level of fame I aspired to - when I don't have to make up my own stories! LOL." The reality star went on to add:
"All good here. No hiking for me - just eating."
Come home soon, man. We kinda miss you.

Candice Swanepoel Decrees: I Am Happy and Healthy!

In an odd reversal of a celebrity defending her body type, Candice Swanepoel has gone on record as saying she does not have to gain any weight.
The Victoria's Secret model is at the center of controversy this week because she looked downright emaciated during a photo op in Las Vegas, but she tells People Magazine:
"I am healthy and happy. I'm heartened to know how much everyone cares about me, but in this case, everything is normal and good."

At the poolside event on Wednesday, the 22-year old attributed her thin physique to diet, stress and workouts.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Finalize Custody Arrangement

Poor little Bob and Max now know with which troubled parent they'll be spending time over the next few months.
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller hammered out their custody agreement in Los Angeles County Superior Court yesterday, finalizing the following details regarding these twins:

• Both parents much submit to random drug testing three times/month.
• A nanny must be present at all times, no matter who has custody.
• Sheen will watch the children every other weekend for two months; then every weekend for the next two months, culminating in even more time with them if he remains drug and alcohol free.
• Neither Brooke nor Charlie can be photographed with Bob, Max... and any romantic partner. Tough break for the goddesses.

Kate Gosselin: Still Pining For Jon?!

They fought and fought. They split and traded barbs in the press. He paraded around with a bunch of mediocre girls, then faded into relative obscurity.
After all that, Kate Gosselin misses her ex, Jon.
The demise of Jon and Kate's volatile and fertile marriage was one of the more epic celebrity splits of recent years ... but is there still a glimmer of hope?

Jon may not care. He's happily out of the limelight, working a 9/5 construction job and supposedly so in love with girlfriend Ellen Ross. But Kate still misses her ex.
OK Magazine says as much, so it must be true, right?
"Friends" say she’s lost without him, professionally and personally, struggling with her mass motherhood situation and a show floundering sans Jon Gosselin.
“He was her whipping boy,” says a pal, “but also her best friend. Yes, things were very toxic between them, but there was at least some sort of camaraderie.”

Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa: Engaged!

Are congratulations in order for Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa?
The short-haired model, who has been linked to Kanye West, Reggie Bush and Amar'e Stoudemire, will reportedly marry the rapper this summer.
"Wiz is going on tour for the next month. But he told her when he gets back, he's going to marry her," a source close to the couple says. "And he was serious - he asked her to start making plans."

No confirmation from either half yet, but Rose has met Khalifa's mother. And the artist has been open about his feelings for Amber, recently stating:

"She's a great girl, she's like one of the best girls in the world. I just want everybody to know how great she is."

Charlie Sheen and Snoop Dogg to Collaborate, Actually Release Single

Charlie Sheen and Snoop Dogg are working on a single together. The former Tweeted a photo of himself and the rapper inside a recording studio this week, as the pair is seated alongside guitarist Rob Patterson. He'll reportedly produce the track, which will serve as Sheen's anthem during his upcoming tour.

"Warlock meets his makers-music makers that is @SnoopDogg @robpatterson666 get ready to rock the Sheenius within," the actor wrote underneath this photo.
Last night, Snoop told George Lopez: "I love having relationships with different people who aren't the normal, who aren't the usual. One thing about Charlie, he's not normal, he's not usual."
Sheen's My Violent Torpedo of Truth tour will visit 20 North American cities and conclude in Seattle on May 3.